Autoblow Unveils Virtual GFs That Can Blow You (In The Real World)

AI might be all the rage. but there's nothing artificial about this kind of intelligence.

Autoblow - yes, that Autoblow, maker of the "world's best blowjob machine" - has just announced a pair of updates that basically merge the “AI girlfriend” craze with the hands-free machine that started it all.

You can now chat with a virtual girlfriend who not only flirts back but literally controls your Autoblow while you talk.

It’s part of the company’s new AI companion experience, built around its upcoming VacuGlide 2 device - a suction-based stroker launching this November.

The holy grail is to combine conversational AI, emotional feedback, and synchronized stimulation to create the illusion that you’re not just chatting with someone who gets you… but someone who’s getting you off.

How to Get a Blowjob From Autoblow's Virtual GFs

The company has announced an initial batch of six virtual girlfriends that will be able to control your device in their own "special way":

When you log into Autoblow’s web app, you can choose one of the vixens above, and start chatting. She responds in real time - flirty, funny, or filthy depending on your mood.

The models are trained on Grok 4 Fast, I believe, and they can handle all kinds of chat... but dirty is what brought us to the party, right?

Unlike virtual companions on other sites, these girls can actually translate their actions to the real-world via a Bluetooth-connected control layer that syncs the chat AI to your Autoblow device in real time.

The AI model runs in the cloud and communicates with your connected Autoblow AI Ultra or upcoming VacuGlide 2.

Each girlfriend’s dialogue is continuously analysed for sentiment and intent - flirty, dominant, teasing, affectionate - and the system turns that emotional signal into a physical response: changes in speed, suction, depth, or rhythm.

If she’s being playful, she might slow down, edge you, pause mid-stroke and taunt you about it. If the conversation heats up, she ramps the pace and intensity automatically. There's also climax cues, basically randomized “pulse” patterns that mimic urgency.

It’s like sexting with a built-in feedback loop.

The VacuGlide 2 itself adds another sensory layer - adjustable air-pressure suction with twenty intensity levels. Pair that with 30+ stroking modes on the original Autoblow, and you’re looking at hundreds of possible “emotional motion” combinations.

I haven't tested it yet, but the initial feedback has been positive.

I'd also like to know a little more about the privacy steps in place... especially if I'm sharing chat logs and physiological response data with a cloud service that’s literally connected to my dick.

Let us know if you've taken it for a spin...